boinky.ai Hire Boinky

Boinky is yourlegalintern.

Nothing to install. Nothing to learn. Boinky joins your Slack, works in your files, and you just ask — like any new hire. Except they work overtime.

Invite Boinky to Slack
✓ No new software to install ✓ Lives in your existing Slack ✓ Every teammate gets their own Boinky

Boinky is your newest employee.
They just never clock out.

Every role below is a hire you don't have to make. Same work, no headcount, no desk.

01
Intern
REPLACEDGrunt work, research, decks, whatever lands on the pile.
02
Paralegal
REPLACEDDraft contracts, review clauses, flag risk, redlines.
03
Accountant
REPLACEDModels, forecasts, reconciliation, expense triage.
04
Assistant
REPLACEDReads your inbox, flags what matters, books your appointments.
05
Support rep
REPLACEDCustomer replies, ticket triage, escalation notes.
06
Analyst
REPLACEDMarket scans, competitor teardowns, briefs.
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YOUR AI INTERN
Always online3am Sunday is a normal shift. No PTO, no sick days, no timezone.
Works overtimeHand Boinky ten things at once. They run them in parallel and don't complain.
Starts todayNo interview loop, no onboarding week, no laptop to expense.
Never quitsThey won't leave after twelve weeks and take the context with them.

Hand Boinky anything you'd hand a new hire.

No training week. They show up knowing the work.

01Spreadsheets
02Research
03Draft contracts
04Legal review
05Accounting
06Engineering
07Design
08Customer service
09Scheduling
10Inbox triage
11Appointments
12Follow-ups

An assistant for every teammate. Not a shared one.

Boinky does assistant work one-on-one for each person in the workspace — reads their inbox, flags what needs them, books their meetings. And they keep every relationship separate: what Boinky learns helping one person is never surfaced to another.

EVERYONEOne per personEvery teammate DMs their own Boinky. Same hire, full attention on each of them.
INBOXReads their emailOvernight mail becomes a short morning brief: what matters, what can wait.
CALENDARBooks their meetingsFinds slots, sends invites, absorbs the reschedules.
WALLEDNever cross-contaminatesEach person's mail and calendar stay theirs. Boinky never carries one teammate's business into another's DMs.

Boinky learns your company.
Same as any other new hire.

Boinky starts knowing the craft, not your business. So they do what a new employee does — read your docs, learn your accounts, pick up how your team actually works, and get into the same tools everyone else uses. Four weeks in, they know things most hires never learn.

DAY ONE

Shows up trained

Knows spreadsheets, contracts, code and research. Knows nothing about you yet — so they ask.

WEEK TWO

Knows your stack

Working in your drive, your sheets, your repos, your tickets. Your naming, your templates, your approvals.

WEEK FOUR

Knows the business

Your clients, your numbers, your edge cases, the reason you do it that way. Institutional memory that never resigns.

WORKS IN SlackGoogle DriveSheets & ExcelGmail & OutlookNotionLinear & JiraGitHubFigma
YOUR DATA

Everything Boinky learns belongs to you.

Every memory, document, process and decision Boinky picks up lives inside your company's own container. Never shared, never leaked, never used to train anything, never seen by another customer — or by us.

[ ✓ ]Yours to keepEvery memory and file Boinky creates is your company's property. Export it any time.
[ ✓ ]Never sharedNot sold, not pooled, not used to train models, not visible to any other customer.
[ ✓ ]Fully containedYour own instance with its own memory and its own keys. Nothing crosses between companies.
[ ✓ ]Leaves nothing behindRemove Boinky and the container goes with it — knowledge, processes and all.
SELF-HOSTED

Boinky can work entirely inside your walls. Boinky can be self-hosted in your own infrastructure — your data never leaves the building, and their web traffic comes from your network, not ours.

Onboard Boinky like any new hire.

The same three things you'd do on a new employee's first day. About ninety seconds, and no IT ticket.

DAY ONE · 01

Invite Boinky to your team chat

One click and Boinky is in the workspace your company already runs on. No new app, no new login, no rollout, nothing for anyone to download.

DAY ONE · 02

Give Boinky access to the shared files

The same drive, sheets, inbox, repos and tickets everyone else got on their first day — and only those. Same access review as a real hire.

DAY ONE · 03

Ask Boinky to do things

DM them or say @Boinky in any channel, in plain English, exactly like you'd ask a new hire. Files, links, screenshots — all welcome.

WHAT BOINKY ISN'T
  • Software to install, deploy or maintain
  • Another tab, dashboard or portal to live in
  • A migration off the tools you already use
  • A rollout your team has to be trained on
WHAT BOINKY IS
  • A coworker sitting in your existing Slack
  • Working in your drive, your sheets, your tickets
  • Given access on day one, same as a new hire
  • Asked for work in plain English, like any teammate
ISOLATED Every company gets its own private instance — a dedicated container, its own memory, its own keys. Your data never touches another workspace.